12 Days 2011: Finale 11th and 12 days

courtesy of my blog: http://cjferrara.blogspot.com/

Happy Epiphany! The Twelfth Night! Wise Men Day! Little Christmas. And the day of the last and biggest gift of all for you, my true loves!

Thanks to me, you've had bird poop all over your house; a few weeks of Poultry Dinner; Bling on yo' fingers, and lively entertainment from a Birdie Vocal Group, a swan Swim team, a mildly erotic or at the very least suggestive performance from some milk maids, and Dancing ladies and lords. How do we top that?

On the 11th and 12 day of Christmas, my true loves, I give to you... 11 Pipers Piping, and 12 Drummers Drumming! It's a bagpipe and drum extravaganza! Powerful cadences leading an annihilating drone from 11 bagpipers. It is truly a sight and sound to behold.

They will march up your street, and you'll hear them from a few miles away, and even a few miles past you. All the neighbors will come out to see the dying kitties on the road, only to find that they're really bagpipes performing, "California Gurls." The drum hits may signal some reports of gunshots to the police, but no problem, most of the police force is IN the Pipe band!

Enjoy your final gift. And a Merry Christmas to you. Happy New Year. And the best of luck to your and your kin in 2011.