Thursday, December 27, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos 4-1 !!!!

I hope you enjoyed this list of my favorites. To be sure, I'll be listening to them all night New Years Eve, then I start the year anew. I may tweet about the albums I hear as I go.

All of this obsessive activity on my part is to reach one simple goal: for me to have something good to listen to. I also have a desire to champion the greats, and nurture good musicians. To that end, please tweet me, comment, contact me in any way to let me know about good music that's out there.

2013 resolution: To hear more classical stuff. only one truly stands out this year.
Honorable Mention: The King's Singers - Pater Noster: A Choral Reflection on the Lord's Prayer
This King's Singers are a truly amazing classical group who have occasionally boosted their popularity by delving into pop music. When they have done so, the results have ranged from truly inspired to delightfully cheesy.  The fact remains, though, when they do classical music, there is no equal. On this album, they sing an eclectic program of settings of the Lord's Prayer and other sacred texts inspired by the sections of the prayer. It makes me want to find the sheet music to every piece and meditate on the texts as I sing the tenor part along with them. (Maybe that's just me.) I recommend this album to classical music fans, as well as deeply religious people.

4. Nightwish - Imaginaerum - A Warning to all fans of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Listening to Nightwish will make you realize how hacky TSO really are. This Finnish band is my favorite discovery of the year, a prog-rock band who seamlessly meld nearly EVERY style of music into their songs. Imaginaerum is a concept album that is about to spawn a feature film that looks pretty freakin' cool. The plot is about a composer who is lost in his own mind. Through therapy, his dreams come to life and his daughter, who is the therapist, discovers more about her father's history. The tunes range from awesome, to beautiful, to downright frightening. Overall, you'll want to keep listening, and will periodically go back to uncover more.

3. Bruce Springsteen - Wrecking Ball - Bruce has developed a new style of songwriting for himself, one that resembles Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, and the folk singers of yesteryear. Wrecking Ball is the unofficial soundtrack for those suffering from the rough economy. From the new American Anthem, "We Take Care Of Our Own," which reminds politicians that we're supposed to care for those in need; to the heartbreaking "Jack of All Trades" which perfectly mimics every conversation I've had with my wife every time I've lost a job. The songs are a poignant reflection on the economic events of recent years from the perspective of the regular people who are suffering through it.

2. Alan Doyle - Boy on Bridge - A general search for Alan Doyle will also bring up "Alan Doyle and Russell Crowe." Fitting that while his writing partner is hopefully not ruining Les Miserables, Doyle is recording some rough, yet enjoyable music. Imagine the kind of Celtic/Australian/Folksy/Rock music you could probably expect from Crowe, and that's this album from this Canadian singer/songwriter. His songs are tuneful, riff heavy, and passionately sung. Give him a try.

1. Delta Rae - Carry the Fire - Listen to "Morning Comes." Now listen to "Bottom of the River." Kinda makes Lady Antebellum look like the Little Rascals don't it? This album BLEW ME AWAY. First of all, I'm a sucker for harmonies, and this band LIVES for them. Second, I did the celtic spin they put on country music. Finally, the songs are well written. Beyond that, though, they have that certain je ne c'est quoi that makes them unique, and my favorite new band of the year.

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 8-5

Sorry for the break. I was making rather merry over the holidays. But I'm back with the top 8!

By the way, I hope you are all taking my recommendations, and Spotifying, Rhapsodying, Pandoraing or Amazoning all of these albums immediately. Scroll down to see the full list! It's worth it. Psy may be getting all the internet hits; but these artists actually made great music!

8. Rita Wilson - AM/FM - Hey, that chick has the same name as Tom Hanks' wife! Wait... it IS Tom Hanks' wife! And, yes, she CAN sing. She's no American Idol, or winner of the X Factor or the Voice; and believe me, I mean that as a compliment. This album hearkens back to the old days, the 60s and 70s, back when you didn't need to blow us away with your voice, you just needed to sing, beautifully and well. While others are trying to make you believe that they're singing with soul and emotion, Wilson really IS. She takes on songs we know as being group numbers, such as songs by the Association and the Everly Brothers, and her reinterpretations of these songs as solos bring new life to them. Memories alone make this one a new standard on your mp3 player of choice!

7. Pentatonix - PTX Vol. 1 (EP) - They won the Sing-off, the greatest music program ever to be cancelled on television! Now they came out with TWO EPs and a slew of viral YouTube videos. They are probably the one really popular group out there that is truly deserving of their superstardom. Every song on Vol. 1 is a cover of another artists song, but their vocal arrangement makes these tunes, which suck in their original form, amazingly spectacular. When songs overloaded with production and artificiality are finally presented musically by a talented group of vocal stylists, magic happens. But PTX is more than just a pop group. Their Christmas album, "PTXmas" shows off their choral chops, and their musicality. I'm looking forward to their long amazing career.

6. Slash - Apocalyptic Love - Here's the thing: Guns and Roses in the "Appetite" days... RULE! Guns and Roses now, with just Axl Rose, doing Chinese Democracy... SUCKS. Slash's first two solo albums... AMAZING! So, I ask you, who was the reason for the band's success, really? Exactly. And on "Apocalyptic Love" all songs are sung by Myles Kennedy, who is a great singer who clearly worships at the altar of Axl, so if you loved "Appetite", you'll love this album!

5. The Beach Boys - That's Why God Made the Radio - It's like they never left. If you're young and don't realize how phenomenal the Beach Boys were; or if you're old, like me, and think that they just got old and "not as good as they used to be;" I have to tell you what really happened is they lost Brian Wilson. He didn't die, he just lost touch with the guys. But after some great solo albums, albums of covers of Disney and Gershwin, and finally finishing the last Brian-era Beach Boys album, Smile; he's back with the group, who were doing fine on their own, and the sum IS greater than the sum of their parts. Yeah, their voices are older, but they harmonize like never before. Thoroughly enjoyable and brilliant album.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 12-9

OK... Getting up there now, about to break the top 10! I'm getting excited!

12. Steve Vai - The Story of Light - Always been a fan of Steve Vai. From when he played for David Lee Roth's solo albums, to playing ALL guitar parts on Whitesnake's "Slip of the Tongue" album, (the other guitarist had surgery and couldn't record.), to him playing Satan's guitarist in the movie "Crossroads."  He plays so well, he may just be possessed. The problem with many instrumental guitarists is that it shows off their awesome soloing TOO much, and the song becomes a 5 minute free form mess. Vai, on the other hand shows off his compositional skills and creativity on this album. The guitar is his voice as he interprets the awesomely passionate music.

11. John Mayer - Born and Raised - You may have noticed that I don't get very specific in these reviews. What is unique and special about this particular album? Well, as I mentioned at the onset, a lot of these albums are not anything new and innovative. New and Innovative often yields horrible and stupid. What's unique about this John Mayer album? Nothing. John Mayer is just a great songwriter, and this collection of his songs is simply great. He's a great guitarist, too, but "Born and Raised" doesn't show off his Guitar chops, it shows off his knack for lyric writing and great melodies. It's just great. Have I mentioned how great it is?

10. Tim McGraw - Emotional Traffic - If you told me 5 years ago that Tim McGraw would record one of my favorite albums this year, I'd have asked you to get your head examined. However, he did. And he did it by moving on from his redneck country origins, and incorporating more pop styles into his songs. The only real hick-y song is "Touchdown Jesus," but that song is just so great, I can forgive him.

9. Rush - Clockwork Angels - I really shouldn't have to tell you why Rush is so great. But even they have been getting overly arty on recent albums. "Clockwork Angels" returns them to the idea of a concept album, their first since Hemispheres. And for the first time in a while, their music is really accessible to the non-fanatic. If you're not a hardcore fan, and want to know what all the fuss is about, check out this album.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 16-13

So, what does it benefit these artists to be selected my favorites of the year? Well, It should make them feel good that their excellence is recognized. I also want to toss out into the blogosphere energy directing people to this music. Much of it got lost while the mass media were directing our attention at One Direction and Carly Rae Jepsen.

Personally, I am following every artist on my list on Twitter and Facebook. I'm tagging them via twitter. I'm seeking out Christmas albums from all of them, and playing them wherever I go this holiday season. I may also actually PURCHASE their records! Financially supporting their endeavors.

That having been said, ON with the countdown. (cue cheesy radio tag: "NUMber six TEEEEEEN!")

16. Rascal Flatts - Changed - My regular readers know how I feel about country music. In a nutshell, I favor great songwriting over empty patriotism and redneckiness. I DO have an affinity for Rascal Flatts. Highlights of their career in my book are: Their cover of "Life is a Highway" for the soundtrack to Cars; their guest appearance on CSI; and this album. The sheer catchiness of their music draws me to it, and the perfect blend of pop sensibility and country authenticity.

15. Dave Matthews Band - Away From The World - Dave Matthews Band falls under the heading of "Jam Band." This means they're well known for improvising and riff based tunes. What makes them unique and special is also what makes them good. Matthews is free from pop conventions, and able to focus on creating riffs and melodies that are truly original. Also, the unique instrumentation of the band, including fiddle and sax, creates a truly unique sound that enhances these ditties.

14. Joe Walsh - Analog Man - Walsh is undoubtedly my favorite Eagle. I have fond memories of his music throughout my life; from "Space Age Whiz Kids" to "ILBTs" to "Rocky Mountain Way." On stage, he seems like a curmudgeonly old man, and the song "Analog Man" reflects an old-timey frustration with technology. But he's the real deal, and can still rock like the best of them. "Family" WILL make you cry, unless you have a heart of titanium.

13. Triosence with Sara Gazarek - Where Time Stands Still - Tied with Casey Abrams for Happiest Album of the Year. This German Jazz group plays with such a feel-good ease, you can't help but feel good listening to it. Vocalist Sara Gazerek delivers the beautiful melodies with a relaxed ease that makes it seem simple. Perfect cleaning the house music! (Gazarek also had an album of standards this year: "Blossom and Bee." Worth Checking out!)

Monday, December 17, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - TOP 20-16

On a lighter note, I now give you my top 20 albums of the year. These ARE, to my best estimation in order of preference.

20. Rick Springfield - Song For The End of the World - Shut up! Yeah, Rick Springfield has a reputation for being cheesy bubble gum pop crap from the 80s. Those of us who are REAL fans, and have heard his later albums know he has some rock and roll and songwiritng chops to be reckoned with. Rick has a real dark side. I mean, REALLY think about the implications of "Jessie's Girl." This dark side shows a bit on "Songs For The End of the World," which delves into the subjects of self-loathing and redemption. The albums he did in the 80s sound like they're from the 80s, but the songs on this album can compete with some of the rock bands that are still around, and would win because of the songwriting alone. Give it a shot, and I dare you not to like it.

19. Missy Higgins - The Ol' Razzle Dazzle - This Australian singer had apparently had a long career, then quit for a few years, and now is back. And, she's great. Kind of a brit-pop kind of arrangement which focuses on backing vocals, and just enough reverb to make it sound retro. She toggles the line between Sara Bareilles-style singer/songwriting and Kylie Minogue-style dance pop. Check her out.

18. Alanis Morissette - Havoc and Bright Lights - The only pet peeve I have about Alanis Morissette, is  her insistence on emPHAsizing the offBEAT syLLAble. But, other than that, she writes a great song. I don't know why I haven't been listening to her more, after all, she's responsible for one of my favorite songs. ("Still" from the Dogma Soundtrack) This album really reacquainted me with her music.

17. Amy Ray - Lung of Love - In the Lennon/McCartney type partnership that is the Indigo Girls, Emily Saliers is the more lovely and melodic Paul McCartney, and Amy Ray is the rougher, more rocking John Lennon. This is the first solo album that I've heard of from her, (it's actually her 4th) and it's interesting to see what Ray can do on her own. It's like hearing the first Wings album, or more like the first Plastic Ono Band. If you're a fan, you WON'T be disappointed.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 25-21

Using Rhapsody, I listened to the first track from every new album released each week. (Rhapsody has a "new release" section, plus I subscribe to New Releases Now, which lets me know all the obscure groups that come out every Tuesday.)
When an opening track catches my attention, I listen to it for a while, and then preview the entire album. Sometimes it works out, sometimes, not so much. The albums that I really enjoy are added to a special playlist I have and this becomes my "radio" for the year. So this list of "Best of's" isn't just a culmination, it's wrapping up a year of great tunes.


25. Brandi Carlile - Bear Creek - As the Most Interesting Man in the World might say, "I don't always listen to country music, but when I do, I prefer the REAL THING." Not hyperpatriotic rednecks braggin about how "country" they are; but rather real down home, dirty sounding, barefoot folk music. Brandi Carlile has a great mix of traditional country and modern pop music. It doesn't quite sound like the musicians are missing teeth, but the songs are simple, tuneful, and emotional. Her band is playing their heart out, and that makes this album very rewarding.

24. Sara Watkins - Sun Midnight Sun - The only way you could get more country than Brandi Carlile would be to get rid of the "pop-iness" from the songs. Then you would have Sara Watkins. She's made appearances on A Prarie Home Companion. But she's not doing bluegrass the way her grandpappy used to, she's doing bluegrass the way they SHOULD today. There's a reason why we hold on to traditional music forms like this, and every song on this album reminds you of that.

23. The Endangered - Some folks may be asking, "Hey! Where all the R&B at?" Well, I have to tell you, I'm not really a fan. You see, modern R&B just doesn't impress me much. I've started to develop a distaste for endless riffing over melodies, and imitation hip-hop songwriting. To me, it's a sign of LACK of talent. Which is why I'm so pleasantly surprised by The Endangered. Just when I was starting to think that ALL R&B has lost, well, it's soul; here comes this jazz infused R&B group to remind me of what I love about REAL Rhythm and Blues. It's only an EP, but the talent behind these 6 songs is enough to keep me coming back.

22. Yellowcard - Southern Air - Yellowcard is the kind of name for a band that doesn't distinguish it from others. The music, however, is excellent. The songs have a faux-punk pop sound that's just really enjoyable to listen to. Lots of groups follow this formula and end up being very plastic. These guys do it right, and in a way that yields great results. It'll become one of those albums you can't stop listening to.

21. Blues Traveler - Suzie Cracks the Whip - One of my Favorites from last year was John Popper's solo album with the Duskray Troubadors. On that album, he tried a more traditional country/blues sound. Now he's back with Blues Traveler, and theRrock is back. He also lays back on the harmonica, which has been in danger of being tiresome after about 5 songs in the past. It's more subdued on this album with the focus more on the songwriting. And no, I have no idea what the title means.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 28-26

It is with great pleasure that I offer you the next three albums on my "best of" list.

I'm 42, and grew up a fan of Heavy Metal in the '80s. My generation is STILL into the hard stuff, even if the classically-trained part of me appreciates broadway and Opera and Jazz, I still enjoy the ability to Rock as well as the rest of them. These seem like very "youthful" albums, but I enjoy them nonetheless.

 28. The Offspring - Days Go By - Nothing annoys me more than a punk or hard rock band that refuses to evolve as they get older. Which is why I especially enjoy this album by The Offspring. They started out as an especially good punk band in the 90s. And they have evolved beyond the restrictions of punk, into more of a Arena Rock vein. But they still maintain their distictive Offspring sound. Still with the sarcastic rap parodies that remind you of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)," but not afraid to play a riff rather then incessant power chords. There's good variety on this album.

 27. Shinedown - Amaryllis - Shinedown is to Nickelback as Casey Abrams is to Jason Mraz. About as talented, but somehow cooler, and better. I'm not sure what it is. Perhaps it's how they seem to come more from a heavy metal background. Perhaps it's the more interesting riffs and melodies. Maybe, like Abrams, they're just less douche-y. Amaryllis is a great Hard rocking album. And the songs are unexpected just when they become in danger of being redundant.

  
26. Green Day - !Uno!, !Dos!, and !Tre! - After two amazing concept albums, and a Broadway show, I can see how Green Day would want to get back to simplicity. Basic, 50s-rock inspired punk, like most punk bands, favoring quantity over quality. No wonder they released THREE new Studio albums this year. That's over 30 or 40 three chord specials! There's just one problem, though... They're FREAKIN' GREEN DAY!!!! All three albums sound like they WANT to be mediocre or even ironically bad, in true punk fashion; but their sheer talent keeps stepping in and making the wannabe bad songs interesting and listenable, even fun. If it were me, I'd sift through the cheesy lesser tunes, and just release one kick ass album of the few masterworks, like "Oh, Love," interspersed amongst these three records; but that wouldn't be very punk now, would it?

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Nos. 32-29

First of all, let's be clear. I have 32 favorite albums of the year. The ones the bottom of the list are not my least favorite. They are at 32, only because I can only have one of each 1-31. Understand? All of these are great albums, and my choices at the top of the list ARE, indeed, my favorite favorite. But no disrespect to these highlighted today.

32. Casey Abrams - Casey's music sounds an awful lot like Jason Mraz, but with one major difference, Casey Abrams is not as douche-y. One of the newest members of that elite group, "Truly talented individuals who LOST on American Idol," (He was the bearded guy) this debut album shows off his real talent. Abrams plays nearly all the instruments on this album and sings in a way that makes him seem like a cross between Mraz and Bruno Mars. This also gets my vote for HAPPIEST ALBUM of the year. I double dog dare you to be in a bad mood while these songs are on. Even the saddest song on the record just makes you feel GOOD.
(By the way, I gave "Love is a Four Letter Word" another listen, and truth be told, I like Abrams better. Why? Well, for example, Abram's song, "Stuck in London" switches from 3/4 to 4/4. Mraz has a song called "5/6" on his album that switches between 5/8, 6/8 and even 9/8. Now, I'm a fan of multi-meter, (Rush is coming up soon) But here's the real difference: Abrams switched meters FOR A REASON. It lends itself to the rhythm of the song. Mraz just seems to be showing off the fact that he can do it, and it actually ends up taking away from the song. This is the difference between them for me, Abrams seems more sincere, and Mraz just sounds like a douche.)

31. Rosie Thomas - With Love If Casey Abrams is the happiest album of the year, Rosie's album is the most Melancholy. Which is weird, because she's one of the perkiest, cutest, and funniest people when she's not singing. But all of these songs ring true with remembrance and love, but with that ache of the NEED for love. Her choices in arranging the album are unique, and lend themselves to make the songs more enjoyable. She also just released a holiday album, which I can't wait to hear. You'll just fall in love with her.

30. Eve 6 - Speak in Code - Remember Eve 6? They had that big hit in the 90s with "Inside Out." ("Wanna put my tender heart in a blender?") Well, after 2 or 3 not so popular albums, and a change in personnel, they're back with "Speak in Code." Their website describes them as "pop-punk" but I don't hear that in the music. Their sound on this album resembles '80s pop, and not the chessy kind; rather the kind that was too good to be that popular. I'm a fan of the "nice melody over interesting chord changes" style of songwriting. The tunes are just addictive and infectious. A very enjoyable album.

29. Heart - Fanatic - I'm convinced of it. Heart can do no wrong. Even their '80s Hair-band, Diane Warren loving period kicked ass! This new album is just Ann and Nancy Wilson doing what they do best once again. "Fanatic" is a great mix of songs that remind you they started out as a Led Zeppelin Cover Band; and songs that highlight their beautiful blending harmonies. Like 2010's "Red Velvet Car," all I really need to say is, "Hey, Heart has a new record out!" And the rest should go without saying.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Favorite Albums of 2012 - Honorable Mention

Well, here we are, another year's gone by... (Oooohhh and I want a BICYCLE!!!!!) A very interesting year in music. I've listened to at least 5 seconds of the first track of nearly EVERY album released this year, and I have to tell you... I'm not impressed.

This is the time of year that everyone does their "Best of" lists, and I've listened to most of the albums on that list, and I have to tell you...  there was some CRAP out this year. And much of it made the top 10!

In my opinion, a band can be innovative, unique, emotive, and create a distinctive sound; but me puking on a litter of cats while a piano falls on all our heads is all those things, but it's not good music! Much of my "Best of" list is music that doesn't do anything really new, these artists do the same thing they've always done, and they do it incredibly well.

I do have some rules, however, no live albums, or greatest hits. And some are at the bottom of my list for just this reason. So... let's count 'em down.

Jimmy Fallon - Blow Your Pants Off - In hindsight, Jimmy Fallon was an inspired choice to take over Late Night when Conan O'brien got screwed. We, the fans, didn't know what to expect, but he delivered. WELL. His comedy relies on references from my generation's youth, and a bit of playful irony. But he builds on his comic strength, musical jokes. If you remember his holiday parodies on SNL, or his mega hit, "Idiot Boyfriend," you have an idea of what to expect from this "Best of Late Night." To get the jokes, you kinda had to be there watching, but still, the randomness of most of this album is just silly enough to be worth listening. This IS one of my faves, but I can't count it. I can't with good conscience tell you that I'd rather listen to a song called "Balls In Your Mouth" than any other song released this year. (Although I kinda would!)

Glen Hansard - Rhythm and Repose - I love Glen Hansard. I love his band "The Swell Season." I LOVE the movie and the musical "Once." And yes, I like this album very much. Only like? yes. Why? As awesome as his music may be, and as emotional his performance, every song starts off mellow and subdued, and then gradually builds to a passionate subdued end. EVERY. Song. In the car, it takes about a minute before I realize the song has even started. Once you're in it, though, it's totally worth it. So, this is a "sit-in-your-living-room-easy-chair-with-headphones-on-and-a-glass-of-courvoisier" type of album. Worth it, worthy of the notoriety Hansard has achieved in recent years, but not for cruising.

Jeffrey Gaines - Live in Europe - This album serves the purpose of many live albums, it introduces new fans to Gaines' music all in one shot. But what's special about this album is the performance. It's just Gaines and a guitar, and his voice, possibly a bass. That's it. The roughness and the simplicity of the arrangement shows off the quality of the songs. He's got a soulful rasp to his voice, and he sings about specific hardships in his life, but with a wisdom of age that waxes philosophical, and without ignoring the audience's enjoyment of the tune. When he releases a studio album of new material, it'll TOTALLY be higher up, but a collection of greats like this gets honorable mention, and several thousand plays on my device.

Tori Amos - Gold Dust - Last year, Tori wrote a classical song cycle called "Night of the Hunter." It made my best of 2011 list, because it was amazing! It must have inspired her to revisit some of her greatest hits in an orchestral setting. You'll find "Silent All These Years," "Yes, Anastasia," "Cloud on My Tongue" and many of her best with new arrangements and performances that send already near perfect music over the top. However, it's technically a greatest hits collection, so I can't include it, although it's one of my favorites.

Starting Tomorrow, We start the countdown of the top 32 Albums of the year!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

War on Christmas, Part 5 - The Return

Really, people? Really? Are we still arguing the so-called "WAR on Christmas?" Really?

First of all, to those of you new to this blog, Welcome! And catch up on the first 4 chapters of my dissertation here: In Summary - The "War on Christmas" is Stupid; The "War on Christmas" is Anti-semitic; The focus of the "War on Christmas" on Christmas Trees is Stupid; and The "War on Christmas" is NOT, in fact, Christian!

That having been said, I have to confess something. I think they have a point! We SHOULD "Keep Christ in Christmas." This holiday is beautiful because it's an amazing blend of the sacred and the frofane. Everyone's getting ripped on Egg Nog, because it's Jesus' Birthday, damnit! My electric bill is through the roof from all the lights on my house... for Jesus! I love all the secular elements of this season, but I really do believe that it shouldn't take away from the sacred elements of the season.

I'm coming from a unique perspective: I have researched this over the course of many years in writing my holiday musical, "The Legend of Saint Nicholas." So, I understand that to a certain extent, performing the secular acts associated with Christmas IS THE SAME as keeping Christ in Christmas.

I don't mind Santa Claus coming to my house, because I know that St. Nicholas was a Catholic priest, known for his extreme generosity. Following Jesus' instruction: “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets... But when you give to the needy... your giving may be in secret;" (Matthew 6) Nicholas gave his gifts in secret, sneaking into people's houses and hiding gifts in their stockings. Therefore, continuing that tradition IS keeping Christ in Christmas.

The Christmas Tree is a pagan symbol, but it's been adopted by Christians because of its symbolism. The triangular shape of most trees is a symbol of the Trinity. The fact that it's an evergreen is symbolic of everlasting life. I always find it morbidly ironic that cutting down a live tree and in a sense, killing it, is to symbolize everlasting life, which is why my tree is a fake one. But ON the tree we hang decorations, often ornaments that we collect over the course of our family's life together. The act of decorating is a family get together in and of itself. Dedication to family... very Christian indeed.

Shopping? Oy, vey. We scramble to buy just the perfect gift. We often put ourselves into debt to commercialize the holiday. But don't forget, we're giving to emulate the giving of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh to the Baby Jesus. Since I'm pretty sure my Uncle Joe would NOT appreciate me giving him Myrrh; instead, I look for gifts he may need or want, to make his life a bit happier. The first gifts, given by Saint Nicholas were needs, not wants. And according to my musical, and the book on which it is based, ("The Autobiography of Santa Claus,") he decided to focus his giving on Children, and the best gift for children is a toy. Food will be eaten, then you're hungry again. Clothing will be outgrown. Most acts of Charity are temporary. The way to make a lasting impression on a child's life is to spark their imagination, and give them the gift of happiness and hope. I'm pretty sure Jesus would approve.

When we say, "Keep Christ in Christmas," let us not do so by abandoning those secular traditions, but rather let us strive to understand them, change the WAY we do them, and most importantly, teach our children what's really important about them.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Black Friday

Thanksgiving is coming, and that means the official start of the Holiday Shopping Season, which, of course, begins with the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

When I think of Black Friday, I think of only one thing, idiots scrambling over each other like the zombies in World War Z to get crap that they imagine is on sale, and never going to be sold again ever. The news will run stories of how many people died being trampled at a Wal Mart at 5:59am by rabid shoppers trying to get in one second earlier than opening. We'll hear of people getting punched by another shopper so that they could take that last Tickle Me Wreck-it Ralph out of their cold, unconscious hand.

Black Friday is sold to us using Three Major Lies:
1) All this merchandise will be gone this weekend and if you don't get it now, your family will hate you. Otherwise known as the inspiration for that critically acclaimed film, "Jingle All The Way." Remember Cabbage Patch Kids, and Tickle Me Elmo? As a notorious Last-Minute Shopper, I can testify to you that this is a lie. Occasionally you get that choice item that you need to pre-order, or get it while it's available, but on December 23rd of every year I've been an adult, I've been able to find everything my family wanted for Christmas, and have had no problem shopping. And if I couldn't get the exact thing, I can always get them SOMETHING nice. When a store runs out of stuff, they RE-ORDER, and companies look forward to the holiday season by preparing to ship constantly. And even if there WAS a chance of selling out, it's not going to sell out FRIDAY! And even if it DOES sell out Friday, that's still 4 weeks until the holiday itself.

2)Everything's on sale, and will never be this cheap again. Mythbusters get on this! First of all, I'd be willing to bet that it's not that great a discount. And even if it WAS a big sale, I'd be willing to bet that it will continue to be on sale all through December.

and 3) Everybody's doing it, so get on the band wagon. Halloween and Dia de los Muertos are to the citizens of the monster realm as Black Friday is to those who over commercialize the holiday season. It's as if we never saw Charlie Brown Christmas ever. I'm curious as to how many "Keep Christ in Christmas" bumper stickers I can see in a Target parking lot overnight into Friday Morning; and how many hypocrites will leave the "Punch Your Brother in the Face for an XBox" Melee pissed off at the greeter because they said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." It shouldn't be a part of the Christmas celebration, and I would appreciate it if everyone would stop using my holiday to create panic and hysteria.

There's a meme going around that indicates the irony of immediately following the day where we thank God for all that we have with a day that we run out and get more. So everyone CHILL OUT. And recite this mantra: I'll be able to shop later. I'll be able to shop later.....


Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Correct Answer to "That" Question

Every teacher, regardless of their subject has had that smart-alec student, who in a futile attempt to avoid doing work and to try and humiliate you in front of the class, has asked the most annoying question ever: "Where in my future life am I going to have to know this?"

Most teachers hem and haw when this question is asked, which is only perceived as a win for the smart-alec student. Otherwise, they fall into the trap of answering honestly, which is just what the kid wants, because that will lead to a 40 minute long debate over the validity of your class, rather than the actual lesson you've planned.

It can also serve as the basis for negative opinion of Education in general, and unfortunately has led to the ridiculous plans which masquerade as education reform in this country. That's because we, as educators, fail to stand up and challenge modern thought on the topic.

The question, at its heart, implies that children's education serves only to prepare them for a future career. While it's certainly helpful, that's simply not the case. Many Americans with little or no education make a good living in their chosen career, which they most likely learned on the job or through a vocational program. In fact, many people who went to college currently earn a living in a field other than their major.

There was a time that education was exclusively for those who could afford it. Those who couldn't had to learn a trade through an apprenticeship, and although they couldn't read, write, or add, unless it was vital to that particular trade; their "education" consisted of acquiring one particular skill that would wind up becoming their career.

When Thomas Jefferson saw the need for Public Education in America, he wasn't seeing the need for American citizens to get a better job, or to learn employment skills. He foresaw the danger of creating a government "of the people, by the people and for the people" when those people were, frankly, quite stupid. Through the Tea Party, we have seen what kind of dysfunction happens when uninformed people who are unable to think critically participate in government. This was Jefferson's greatest fear. So, he came up with the idea of public schooling in order to make sure that EVERY American would get a quality education, and that the government would be run by people elected by intelligent citizens.

In a misguided attempt to "reform" education, the whole idea of education has been reduced to "how can our children succeed in the future;" and THAT has been reduced to a Science, Math, or English test. Many so-called reforms focus on particular menial skills rather than on whole learning and critical thinking; and the state exams show that. Performance on exams has replaced the whole experience of discovery and curiosity that should be the focus of education.

Which brings me to the correct answer to that distracting question: "Where in my future life am I going to have to know this?"

"Well, Bobby, since you asked, probably nowhere. But, that's not the point of you learning it. The process of learning this skill expands your ability to think and reason, and that will help you to become a competent member of society, and a functional citizen of these great United States. In short, you may not ever use algebra in your so-called 'real life,' (although I use it all the time) but the fact that you took on the challenge of learning algebra MAKES YOU SMARTER. You may never become a musician as a career, but the fact that you expanded your horizons to allow for the experience of singing with a choir makes you a more well rounded individual of character, and that character will benefit you in all aspects of your future life. For you are not in school to learn a trade, my boy (or girl as the case may be,) but rather to become a smarter, free-thinking, civilized human being."


Monday, June 11, 2012

Barbecue Fail

I have issued myself the completely unofficial title of "Grillmaster." I see this as not a championship, as in "I am the greatest griller on the planet;" but rather as an indicator of expertise, kind of like a Grandmaster in Chess, or Black Belt in Karate, or American Idol in ruining music.

I've grilled many things on my gas grill, from steak, pork, burgers and dogs to Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno poppers, zucchini and peppers. I own the "Barbecue Bible" by Steven Raichlen. I've watched nearly every episode of Bobby Flay and Guy Fieri. I've given parties where I've grilled several things, most recently grilled pizza, which was supposed to be on a pizza stone, but for the phenomenal heat that destroyed the stone, thus crowning me king of all England. We switched up to pizzas directly on the grill which were PHENOMENAL, and when we ran out of dough, we moved on to quesadilla-type pizzas. I was unstoppable, I tell ya!

My only Kryptonite, I must say, is true Barbecuing. Low and slow with wood smoke and lots of time on task has always eluded me. I have tried it on 3 occasions. The first time went pretty well. It was a fathers day when my Father-in-law was still alive. I got beef short ribs, rubbed them down with some spices, salt and sugar, and set up his gas grill with a smoker box. Now, Manny's grill is ok, but it's not great. He had it hooked up to the house's gas line rather than propane, and as a result I've had a problem with getting a tremendous amount of heat from it. This worked to my advantage with the low and slow method. Another problem with that batch was the spices. I didn't rub them off. So, every bite knocked you off your chair with hot peppers. I cut off the edges to serve to my daughters because it was just too spicy.

Second attempt was in my own back yard. I tried a Brisket. Rubbed it down, washed off the spice before smoking, and threw it on my grill with a smoker box loaded with applewood. Now, in the Steven Raichlen book, it answers the hypothetical question of how do you smoke meat on a gas grill. His answer is, "You don't." The vents on the back of the grill make it nearly impossible to keep the smoke on the food. This TOTALLY happened to me. The low temperature cooked the meat slowly, and it was good, but it lacked that smokiness I was looking for.

So yesterday, I tried again. I creatively laid down some foil to block the vents, set up some ribs, and gave it a shot. After the three attempts, I learns a few things:

a) Devote 6 full hours to your barbecue. If you can't grill it of braise it instead. 3 hours at 300 is NOT the same texture or yumminess as the fall off the bone 6 hours at 250.

2) TAKE OFF THE RUB. I used a very peppery rub, and although it flavored the meat brilliantly, we couldn't enjoy it, because of the hit of spice that destroys your palate with each bite.

and d) Invest in a charcoal smoker. Otherwise, find a way around the venting issue. I long to someday taste the beautiful smokey flavor of real barbecue.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

I'm no Casey Kasem.

Wow... my last blog entry was from April 3! How did I let so much time go by? And that blog entry was a music review. Like all great plans of mice and men, this project of mine isn't working out. What project? Well, I sometimes fancy myself as the keeper of all things musical. I feel this incessant need to hear EVERY album that comes out, at least one track, and select from it my top albums of the year. Why do this? It's a combination of several reasons.

First of all, I love music, and I'm constantly looking for great music to listen to. Often, I find it hard to find it on the music services. If I didn't do this, for example, I'd have never known that Meat Loaf had a new album out this year. I JUST learned about Linkin Park's newest. The face of the music business has truly changed. I also don't want to limit myself to the ridiculously overhyped "pop" offerings. I'm convinced that the best music out there is the stuff we'd never hear about unless we search EVERYTHING.

Secondly, For the longest time, I've had dreams of being Casey Kasem. He wasn't just a radio personality, and the voice of Shaggy, he was the keeper of all musical knowledge. Growing up, I would listen to American Top 40 religiously, and I actually believed that Casey himself had complied the top 40 list, and researched the answers to the listener questions himself. I wanted to be that guy. In college, I compiled the top songs requested at the college radio station. I broadcast that list of top requests every Saturday. And nobody cared. Except for me.

Which brings me to 3... In typical blogger fashion, I'm taking myself way too seriously. The whole concept of Blogging has gone from being an online diary to being something we, the writers and video recorders, believe is actually making a difference. In this case, I envision myself as the one responsible for introducing you all to these albums, and giving them the exposure they so richly deserve. Maybe I am, on a very small scale, maybe I'm giving my opinion too much credit. It's necessary to go forth with ANY bloggery (It's a word...now!) with that delusion that everyone in the entire world is just waiting for your next entry. Otherwise, I, personally, would lose all interest in doing it.

They way I conceived this "project" was to consistently listen every week to the new releases. Then report back to you. I'm WAY behind. And frankly, a lot of this stuff is crap. But, occasionally, as I did so far, I'll highlight something great. Life's too short to listen to mediocre music, so, I'm even limiting my personal library. But THAT'S changing too.

Used to be, in the days of Napster, I would download new music, and then delete it if I didn't like it. I stopped buying music, and started "renting" as a "To-Go" subscriber, and that transitioned, when Napster became Rhapsody, into me listening on the website. When my old school Blackberry curve evolved into a Droid "Smartphone" and I moved out of the boondocks of merely having phone and texting into city life of unlimited data, I used the Rhapsody app to access Rhapsody's database and play directly from their server, or "the cloud." In my current state of budgetary issues, I'm considering moving on again, from the subscription service of Rhapsody, to the free Facebook-linked service of Spotify.

If Spotify's search engine is better than Rhapsody's (which sucks majorly) I may do my searches from there from now on. Whether that will make this self-indulgent project of mine easier or more complicated, I don't know. All I know is I went to my phone for musical entertainment for my Memorial Day Barbecue, and had no idea what to play.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Music Review: Meat Loaf - Hell in A Handbasket

Few people know this, because this wasn't publicized, but Jim Steinman and Meat Loaf have broken up. It was back in 2006, when they were working on "Bat Out of Hell 3." The story goes that Steinman had some heart trouble in the middle of recording, and had to take time off. Meat finished the album with Desmond Child, who is not bad at all. In fact, for people who know that name, you'll attest to the fact that he's pretty damn good! There are few details about it on line, but one can assume that there was enough bad blood to warrant a gag order.

So, when Mr. Aday recorded "Hang Cool Teddy Bear" last year, it wouldn't be his first without Steinman's material, but it seemed to have a definitive point to it. I'd compare it to the first party a guy goes to after a bad breakup where he knows he's going to see his ex. So, he invites this "Hot Chick" to be his date for the party; you know, to prove that he has moved on, and can do sooooo much better than her. Problem is, he overdoes it, and brings a girl who is pretty skanky, and he just embarrasses himself. And you feel kind of bad for the guy, because you can see how badly he wants to be over her, but he's just overcompensating SO MUCH. There have been some damned mediocre Meat Loaf albums in his canon, but "Hang Cool..." is the only one I'd really call "terrible."

I prayed and prayed that his new album, "Hell in a Handbasket" would be better; let me just say, he's finally over the breakup.

His voice is hanging in there... such that you can really feel the effort on some tunes, and you can almost sense the vocal coach just offstage signalling him, to "open more" and "Support the tone." But the songs are really good! In the absence of Jim Steinman's prophetic anthems, he's always done well with the music of Diane Warren, Desmond Child, and even Nikki Sixx. This collection has some great songwriters behind it in a similar style. Some of these songs were written for "Hang Cool..." but then scrapped, "when the album took a different creative direction." (Reading that on wikipedia, I chuckled a little.) I think that THIS is what a Steinman-less Meat Loaf album should be, not that other crap! The only thing better, of course, would be a reunion!

Friday, March 30, 2012

Music Review: Rosie Thomas - With Love

Rosie Thomas is SO FREAKING CUTE!!!! Her facebook page includes some of the most adorable pictures of her around. Listen to her talk in this USA today interview.  She even has a comedic alter-ego named Sheila Saputo, who is her opening act!

See what I mean? She has that air about her that she isn't to be taken seriously. You almost expect her to do ditties on a ukulele and write very much in the style of Phoebe Bufay from Friends. Fortunately, I didn't find her websites first; the first thing I did was listen to her album.

She's not only a good folksy songwriter, she's an AMAZING songwriter! Her singing voice is gorgeous in these songs, and her back up band, dare I say it, Rocks. You go into the album expecting the usual Lilith Fair type of singer/songwriter, and instead, every song features something that elevates it.

"With Love" is her first release with Sing-A-Long Records, after releasing a few smaller albums through Sub-Pop. Her press describes this album as her being let loose into the real world. My sense of Rosie Thomas is that she's a sweet person, and genuinely wonderful, and on top of that, she writes amazing music, and is immensely talented.

Check out "With Love," and like me, you'll want to hear the rest of her catalogue.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Music Review: BRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In 2006, Bruce Springsteen recorded "The Seeger Sessions." This tribute to the protest and Folk music of Pete Seeger must have radically changed Mr. Springsteen, because a few years later, when he recorded, "Working on a Dream," his writing style had completely changed. Most of that album featured songs based around very simple and repetitive melodies with incredibly poignant lyrics. He had completed his transition from being an elaborate storyteller composing magnum opera of epic proportions like "Born to Run" and "Thunder Road;" to being a folk songwriter in the tradition of the greats, Seeger, Dylan, Guthrie.

"Wrecking Ball" expands on what "Working on a Dream" did so well: using simplicity as a basis, and letting the passion and power come from the orchestrations and performance. The lyrics reflect our time, and the challenged of the 21st century; but the folksiness of the songs remind us that it's all a part of what America's all about.

When he performed "We Take Care of Our Own" at the Grammys, I was hooked. The song so simply drives home the point of us caring for our fellow Americans, and his frustration with those who would insist that we shouldn't. On Late Night, I heard him perform "Jack of All Trades;" an elegy for those who are out of work pursuing some way of supporting their family. After listing possible ways that he could earn some income, he croaks, "I'm a Jack of All Trades; honey, we'll be all right." I started tearing up, because that's the exact same conversation I've had with my family every time I've ever lost a job.

That's the tone of this whole album. Borrowing from all forms of folk music, including Celtic, and Appalachian, it's Bruce at his best, and most relevant. It's also the E Street Band at their most supportive and versatile. It's the first to get my vote for Album of the Year.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Music Review: Triosence - Where Time Stands Still

Here's the thing about Jazz... It occurred to me some time ago that because jazz comes from a tradition of improvization, it isn't intended to be lasting. I teach my students, who typically have no tolerance for Jazz, to "Listen in the Now." We tend to listen to music, as consumers, in the past or future.
Past - Does this sound like anything I've heard before? How does this album compare with past albums, or similar artists? Am I familiar with this song, have I heard it somewhere before? I notice this in my own music reviews, I tend to describe new artists by listing the artists they sound like.
Future - Do I want to buy this album? Will I become a fan of this artist? Does this artist have what it takes to become successful? Am I going to eventually get sick of this album? I'm thinking that way as I track through all of the new releases of 2012.
Jazz isn't like that. It's often about what's going on in the music RIGHT NOW. As John Coltrane is riffing away, is he playing skillfully? How about this guy, Miles Davis, is he any good? We aren't meant to fall in love with the improvized solos, because they'll never happen ever again. It's just right now. In fact, true jazz doesn't even rely on memorable melodies. Any skillful composition is merely, to establish a framework around which the players can improvize.

Most Jazz artists are like this. I often run across new releases from Jazz artists where either they improvize to the point where it's pointless to follow the form of the song; or it's so sappily pop-ish (like most smooth jazz) that it's lack of authenticity is intolerable.

The Jazz artists I frequently enjoy; New York Voices, Manhattan Transfer, Spryo Gyra, Bela Fleck; are from a different school of thought altogether. Yes, they are authentically performing jazz music with respect for the form; but they also want the audience to enjoy what they're doing, and to be able to follow it. They joy of listening to these groups is in the arrangements, their focus on melodies and harmony, and their enjoyable, yet brief solos. Some would call this a bastardization of the Jazz tradition, I prefer to think of it as an Evolution.

The German group Triosence is like this. Their new album "Where Time Stands Still" is filled with love songs, relaxing tunes that almost harken back to the era of standards. Although the main group is the three players that make up the rhythm section, their base is enhanced with other instruments and the beautiful local stylings of Sara Gazarek. The songs are relaxing, but still envigorating. Like another favorite of mine, Greg Jasperse, their prefered style of jazz has a constant happy pulse, even when it's a sad and melancholy song.

This album is PERFECT for just putting on and relaxing at home. And if you'd care to listen more actively to the solos and the lyrics of the song, it will not disappoint.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Music Review: Tim McGraw - Emotional Traffic

If you told me any number of years ago that I'd be writing a blog applauding the excellence of a Tim McGraw album, I'd have told you you were crazy. I've NOT been a fan of his early work, and have out and out HATED some songs of his.

Then, a few years ago, he did a song called, "Live Like You Were Dying." I loved it! It became one of my favorite songs. The rest of the album, not so much. Then he made "Country Strong." 'Nuf said.

So, knowing my "affection" for country music, and my history with this artist, I was skeptical about listening to "Emotional Traffic." Good thing I'm keeping an open mind, because it's really good. I was shocked! I couldn't get my mind around how the guy who brought us "Don't Take the Girl," could record such a great album. Then it hit me.

It's all about the songs. As far as I'm concerned, there are only two kinds of Country songs: Songs that celebrate being a redneck, and songs that celebrate the songwriter. "Emotional Traffic" celebrates the songwriter.

McGraw doesn't just celebrate the country songwriter; there are other pop elements to the songs on this album. Some songs like "Touchdown Jesus" are kinda rednecky, but most of them like "Halo," "Only Human" and "Better Than I Used to Be" include some rock, pop, and even jazz elements. It elevates McGraw's musicianship to another level. I think that's what people call "crossover appeal."

I realize that some fans of pure country music may be offended by my implication that this Country Artist got better when he deviated from Country Music; but for people like me who are typically turned off by excessive twang and songs about being barefoot in a pickup truck, this is a refreshing change of pace.



Thursday, March 15, 2012

Update

So much to Blog about..... Rush Limbaugh... The election... contraception....

But I think I'll start with updating everyone on the progress of my diet and fasting.

At the start of the year, I promised to eat healthier food, bring lunch rather than go out, and exercise regularly.

Healthier... CHECK. Apart from the occasional party dalliance, (My friend Brian makes bacon, and bacon just HAS to be eaten) I've been good. I've been avoiding Sonic, and making better fast food choices. One brilliant discovery is Big Sal's. It's a sandwich joint that makes Salads. Just salads. You can put your salad on a wrap, and it tastes AWESOME. I'm also sticking to food joints that I know make their own food from scratch. So Pizza, Deli's, Chipotle, Panera, etc.; not Burger King, White Castle, Taco Bell....

I've been bringing lunch for the most part. My Sunday plans now include shopping and making sandwiches for the week. I'm not always able to do it, and this week in particular threw me. It was SCMEA weekend (Our county's All-County festival,) and as chairman of the 7th and 8th grade choir, I was busy. It threw off my schedule, and I did not plan for this week as I should have. So, we make some trips to Big Sal's and all is well.

I'm very proud of the exercise. I've been averaging 3 days a week of swimming, 20 minutes a day, and I feel great. Whereas I started off panting and gasping for air after half a lap of the crawlstroke, I can now do several laps in succession. I'm up to 3 pool lengths of crawl, the most strenuous of the strokes, alternating with breaststroke, backstroke and sidestroke. I notice things like my clothes fitting better, and not being winded, but the gut is still there, and according to the scale, I have only lost 4 pounds. Then again, I went off the wagon a few weeks ago, and some experts (my friends who have also lost weight) say that it's my body changing rather than a failure.

The toughest part of my resolutions only happened 4 weeks ago. LENT. I was sitting in church, wondering what to give up this year. I already drink less Pepsi than ever, and I'm ON my usual lenten diet year round. So, while brainstorming ideas, I had a thought that seemed to come from an other worldly place... COFFEE. Yes, I'm THAT much of an idiot, I gave up coffee for Lent. I've been off coffee for 22 days, and I feel... like crap!!!! This is one year that my fasting is really something I notice and feel; which is the whole idea of Lent in the first place. I've been drinking tea exclusively, and I have now discovered a few things: A) Tea does NOT have more caffeine than coffee. Not even close. hjgvlwetrjd;itjio5ugp Sorry, I just fell asleep on my keyboard. 2) There is a textural thing happening with coffee that just doesn't happen with tea. In espresso, it's called the crema, and it's part of the overall enjoyment of the coffee, and D) Coffee has been literally keeping me going for all this time. Without it, I am feeling as if I can't function. This little experiment is going to help me rethink some of my procedures in life. And on Easter Sunday, those church hymns are going to be PRESTISSIMO, because I'm bringing a Trenta Triple shot latte from Starbucks, and I am going to be celebrating!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Santorum Offends Me on Many Levels


This offended me on many levels. Would you like to see them? OK....

A) It's an extension of the classic Republican Anti-Education propaganda. Somehow, in Santorum's mind, higher education is bad. Of course, if more people had a higher education, they'd be smart enough to see through his ignorant rhetoric.

2) "Good , Decent Men and Women" want what's best for their children, and have their attending college as a goal. Santorum is encouraging poor and middle class families to encourage their kids to remain poor and middle class. That's not what America's about. As a conservative, Rick should be clinging to that "American Dream" of this being a country where your children can have better opportunities than their parents, and can rise to be more than their parents were.

D) I'm not going to get into class warfare here. I come from a working class family, and I admire and respect people who get up every day and work a full day to provide for their family. But it isn't "Snobbery" to acknowledge that some careers are on a higher echelon than others. I talk often and have camaraderie with the custodial staff at my school. They're "good, decent" people, and I have the utmost respect for them. But many of them would say in a heartbeat that they wish they could have gotten a better education and done more with their lives, and they all want more for their children.

Conspiracy theorist that I am, I wonder why Santorum, and many other Republican candidates, are trying to uplift and instill pride in a person who is uneducated and doing what they end up having to do for a living, rather than what they want to do for a living. Boosting self -esteem is one thing; deluding people into thinking that lower level employment should be everybody's dream reminds me a little bit of the feudal system.

4) Remaking children into their parent's image, and not Obama's. What could he mean by that? True, he could mean that Obama will indoctrinate college students into the ways of Liberalism. It's not like there are "Young Republicans" clubs on college campuses across the country. It's not like there are secret societies at some Ivy League schools that breed then next generation of Republican politicians. Oh, wait,... there are. In fact, my experience has been that as much as Liberal political activity happens at college campuses, there is also a lot of Conservative political activity. So, that's what he said; but is it really what he meant by remaking children in Obama's image; or could it be something else?

Perhaps he meant that kids should not be raised to dream of being a successful law school graduate? Or a community organizer who helps struggling families in the city? Or heaven forbid, we raise kids to dream of someday being President of the United States? Is that what he meant by "Obama's image?" I hope not, because if dreaming of achieving the highest office in the land is a bad thing, let me remind you Rick... THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!

No... That's not what I think he meant. What is it about Obama, that he could be concerned that people will learn to appreciate? Hmmmm.... Oh, that's right... he's an African American!

I think he was talking in code to his fellow bigots. What he meant to say was, "I want you white people to remake your children in the image of ignorant white people, and not to be tolerant of a successful Black man." One big thing that ALL higher education DOES do is expose you to other cultures, different ideas, and encourages critical thinking. It's not unheard of for a person to go off to college, and come back with a very different, less closed-minded view of the world. Unlike Santorum, I don't believe that that's a bad thing. I understand how someone with prejudiced views would want to avoid anything that might challenge those views, or imply that they might be wrong. But again, I don't believe that that's a bad thing.

So, it's official: I hate Rick Santorum. I used to view him as a poor ignorant asshole who enjoys spewing his disgusting point of view everywhere. But now that he is taking on Education, and he's got a room full of fellow ignorant hate mongers applauding him for it; now it's personal. I also used to feel kinda bad for him because of what Dan Savage did, adding a secondary meaning to his name. Not anymore. I now realize that this scumbag deserves it. And as disgusting as the google results of his name are; that's nothing compared to how horrifically disgusting I find his ignorant agenda.


Saturday, February 18, 2012

Music Review - Nightwish - Imaginaerum

I'm finding that many of the albums I listen to this year aren't necessarily bad, so much as; as it is said, "Meh." Same ol', same ol' pop stuff; usual country twangin' about getting drunk and screwing; typical hip-hop pre-processed drivel. What I'm looking for when I select something to go into MY collection is something original, different, unique. Or if not completely original, something that expresses creativity, emotional authenticity and/or musical complexity. The problem there is that many, many bands and music artists are doing things that have never been done before; but there's a reason why that is... because it's terrible. I'm seeking a unique, original group that is ALSO, for lack of a more eloquent term, GOOD.

When I first looked up the new album from the Finnish metal band Nightwish, I did my usual first song sample. It is a tune called "Taikatalvi." It's a strangely Slavic sounding lullabye. Certainly something I would turn from, but it kinda hinted at being a mere introduction to the album, so I tried out the second track, "Storytime." WOW!

Nightwish infuses heavy metal with virtually EVERY other style of music in the world. And I do mean EVERY other style. "Storytime" brings in orchestral hits to accompany a driving metal riff. Vocalist Anette Olzon's haunting voice, which we didn't hear on "Taikatalvi," croons out a beautiful melody over the musical bedlam underneath it. Then at the Chorus, a quite unique combination of rock and classicism permeates through a seven line refrain. (Talk about unique.)

This was followed by "Ghost River," in which Olzon's beautiful Sarah Brightman-like tone is interrupted by Guitarist/vocalist Marco Hietala's screaming, more metal grunts. Then "Slow, Love, Slow" brings it down into something very light and Jazzy. "I Want My Tears Back" incorporates some Celtic Bagpipe-y accompaniment.

What I'm saying is, in listening to the album, if you suddenly don't like what the band is doing, such as on the truly weird "Scaretale," just track forward, and something awesome will appear. These bizarre changes of pace aren't just to be different either. "Imaginaerum" is intended to be a full length feature film extravaganza. There is a storyline, and those moments of dissonance or frightening horror are to serve the imagery. The final track ends with actual poetic dialogue which you can't help but listen to because of how mesmerized you are by that point in the song.

"Imaginaerum" isn't perfect, a few tracks will be skipped by me often; but it's unique and creative enough to warrant multiple listens on my mp3 player.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

First New Music review of 2012!!!! - Ani DiFranco

I was taken aback as I listened to new releases these past two months. Could there be THIS much terrible music out there. Sadly, yes. Yes, there is.

As much as I love nothing more than ripping untalented losers a new one; I'm trying to keep positive, and focus on what's good. I'm also living by a resolution I kept last year: Thou shalt not listen to mediocre music. What I'm searching for is stuff that really gets to me, impresses me, and that I can forsee listening to all through the year. I'll be writing about the ones that I fall in love with. And in December I'll consider them all for the best of the year. So, here's the first one for 2012

Ani DiFranco - Which Side are You On? 
I once belonged to an improv group that performed at a poetry night at a coffeehouse. I won a Worst Poem contest there, because whereby the other poets brought in things they wrote that were supposed to be good, but ultimately they weren't really satisfied with; I set out to write a truly horrible poem. This revealed to me a simple truth about poets. They NEVER STOP WRITING. Any little thought can be expressed through poetry, and by extension, through a song.
Ani DiFranco is this type of songwriter. She's no longer at the beginning of her career when she has picked the best of the best from her earliest work; she's now recording new material on a fairly yearly basis. The songs aren't so much ideas that need to come out, as they are thoughts she meditated on that particular day. But here's the thing, DiFranco is so freakin' good at this, that everything she writes turns out to be musical gold. Either that, or if this is just the stuff that isn't terrible, then she is a "poem-every-day" type of writer. She segues easily from lightly philosophical to loudly and harshly political. From arty, complex musical works, to folky protest songs.
A warning: she's very feminist and quite Liberal, so if political content differing from yours is a deal breaker for you, you may close your mind off to some of her subject matter. But for the open minded enjoyer of great music, check it out.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Pizza as a Vegetable

Last Fall, Congress passed a spending bill regarding regulation of school lunches. According to this article, it did 4 things: 1)Define Whole Grains, with the intention of requiring more of them in lunches,  2) require further study into Sodium content in school lunches, 3) prevented regulation of potato products such as French Fries, and most controversially, 4) allowing the tomato sauce on pizza to count as a serving of vegetable.

First of all, who can't define whole grains? It means that you use the whole wheat grain in the flour in baked goods. Easiest way is to use at least 50% whole wheat flour. I understand, though, why Congress wants a definition. Many might try to add a cup of whole wheat flour to a full gallon batch of dough, which isn't enough, and call it whole grain. Setting a minimum requirement, and defining EXACTLY what would qualify as whole grain is a good way to keep idiots from misusing the law.

Second, Sodium is bad in excess, but necessary for flavor. So, it's tricky to argue what qualifies as "unhealthy." One of the reasons so-called "Low Fat," "low-calorie" or "light" foods are ACTUALLY bad for you is they take out the fat, cholesterol, and calories, and replace all that lost flavor with extra salt. Using less of the full calorie version is actually HEALTHIER than using the full amount of the lo-cal processed crap.

Thirdly, say it with me now, POTATOES AREN'T BAD FOR YOU!!!! Potatoes are a very starchy vegetable that are actually good for you, providing fiber, protein, vitamins A, C, Calcium and Iron.  Now, fries are less healthy than baked because they're fried, which adds fat content. I would love to see a positive shift from fries to say, roasted potatoes, or baked potatoes, or even fluffy mashed.

The bill originally wanted to cut back on potatoes, peas, and corn; all starchy vegetables, to being offered just 2 times a week. I think that's a bad idea, because starch, carbohydrates, are important for health. Starches also convert to sugar, which the brain needs to function. School is a place where that's a GOOD thing. (By the way, the brain also needs Sodium) The problem in the lunch room is that often potatoes are served along with other starches such as pasta, bread, peas, corn, etc. In the desire to make lunches balanced, they offer one meat, one bread, one vegetable, and one dairy. And potatoes are wrongly identified as vegetables. Thus, a kid can have pizza and french fries, and wind up consuming way too much starch. What needs to happen is regulations need to redefine potatoes as a starch.

Finally, the big one, the one that has gotten the most bad press and the jokes made about it. Pizza, my friends, is the world's most perfect food. In one dish, you have ALL FOUR food groups. Starch from the crust; dairy in the cheese; meat from pepperoni or sausage, and vegetable from the sauce. Tomato paste, or tomato sauce, is ground up tomatoes. I once made a pizza with out sauce, and using chopped up tomatoes instead. It was delicious. Now, if you imagine chopping those tomatoes very finely to the point where they're almost pulverized, and you now understand how tomato sauce on pizza is a vegetable serving.
Now, this bill changed the amount that qualifies as a serving. It used to be half a cup, which is way too much for pizza; and now it's 2 tablespoons.

My issue with school pizza isn't that pizza isn't a vegetable, or nonsense like that, but rather that SCHOOL pizza is bad. It's not real pizza. The cheese on a rectangular slice reheated from frozen is questionable, the crust is probably not a yeast bread as it should be, and the sauce... may not really be tomatoes. It's about as processed as it can be. Now take the remarkably short amount of time it takes to bake a pizza from scratch, use whole tomatoes crushed into a sauce, add cheese, and perhaps some mushrooms and/or veggies, and you have a pizza I can get behind. I'd love to see THAT regulated by Congress. How about, "Tomato sauce on a pizza counts as a serving of vegetables, but only if it is indeed made from tomatoes?"

The backlash against this bill was very misguided, and focused more on the inconvenient timing of it (They passed it while they were NOT passing the jobs bill.) than the actual content. I think regulation of school lunches needs to happen, and the guidelines that define what is healthy need to be based on actual nutrition, not dietary fads. And to those who respond by saying that the "Guvmint cain't tell ma kids what to eat!" let me remind you that they aren't. They are telling schools what they can serve. You can eat whatever you like, but you really SHOULD be healthy. And if schools are the primary food providers for your children, when it really should be you, then schools should be responsible in giving kids the best nutrition they can.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Bless me, for I have sinned....

I am here before you to confess. Last evening, I committed a very bad sin, one I promised this year I would never do. And I have regretted that choice all night into this morning.

I ate at Sonic.

You may remember that I resolved this year to stave off fast food, and whenever possible, make my meals from scratch. And I've been good so far. I've been averaging 3 mornings a week swimming before work; Brown bagging lunch, grabbing homemade coffee. I even added a homemade version of my favorite snack, the Starbucks Fruit and Cheese Box. I even started to meet some of my own benchmarks for success - I could lean over and tie my shoes without passing out. Towels would stay tied around my waist after a shower. I looked more muscular than fat. I felt great, all was right with my health.

Then, I left work and had to quickly drive to a professional development meeting. I knew I would have to splurge and grab something to eat for dinner on the way. In my mind, I envisioned a nice sandwich from Panera; or a slice of really good pizza. Then I turned up 231, and there it was.

Now, like most Long Islanders, I've long been curious about Sonic. I saw the advertisements on "Tri-State Area" TV channels, and thought that it looked good. It's a modern take on the old-fashioned Drive-ins from the 50s. They bring the food right out to the car, using waiters on Rollerblades. Too bad Long Island doesn't have a Sonic. The closest one, I believe, was in New Jersey. We all thought, "If only they would open one here, I would love to try it."

Well, there finally is one in Deer Park. And I vowed to keep my promise. I ordered a burger, side of Tater tots, and a coke. And I indulged a little. I also had an order of Jalapeno poppers. Was it worth it? Meh.

First of all the service at the window took about 10 minutes. And I was in a hurry. That would usually be, for me, a sign that the food is being cooked to order; a good sign. The burger was small, and loaded with onions, tomato and lettuce; again, what should have been a good sign. The Tots, well, were Tots; and the poppers, well, were poppers. There was absolutely nothing very special at all about this place.

As I ate, I felt myself fill up. I have felt myself being satisfied with less food at every meal. This time, I over did it. Damn my need for jalapeno goodness! When I got home that night, I took a shower and wrapped a towel around my waist while I shaved. And for the first time in 2 weeks... POP! It happened that fast!!!

This morning, I got up extra early, got to the Y and swam for a good 25 minutes. I was more winded than I have been since I started. The Lifeguard even asked me in mid lap, if I was OK. And finally... how to put this delicately...? The whoopee cushion is inflated and ready to go, if you know what I'm saying.

Every few years, I pass a White Castle, and I have a craving to try one; just to remind myself once again, that I HATE White Castle. I think this experience at Sonic will serve to remind me about my commitment to "slow food." I was not very satisfied by the "meal," I felt like crap afterwards, and worst of all, after just 1 dinner, I reversed some of the good things that I had accomplished this year.

Never again, Sonic! For me you will go the way of Krispy Kreme, White Castle, and Tofu products. And the next time I have Jalapeno Poppers, they will have been made by ME!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Newt Gingrich's Three Marriages Mean he Might make a Strong President - Really???!!!

I'd like to publicly respond to a recent blog posting on the Fox News website. Please read the idiotic statements of Dr. Keith Ablow before continuing with my retort.

Done? Good. In the interest of making a compliment sandwich, allow me to applaud Dr. Ablow for a making a very good case. Kind of like sweet talking your significant other into forgiving your most heinous act. It reminds me of that bit Eddie Murphy did about the guy caught in the very act of cheating saying to his girlfriend, "That's RIGHT, I F^*ed her. I MAKE LOVE to you."

I also agree with you. A Candidate's bedroom is none of the voter's business. However, our issue with Gingrich's infidelity is not simply a judgement about his cheating or two divorces. I'm not even going to go into the inappropriateness of cheating and divorcing your wife while she's ill and undergoing treatment. Because THAT'S not what it's about.

The key here is that Gingrich is in very vocal opposition to gay marriage laws, and whenever he discusses them he claims to be protecting the sanctity of marriage. There's some MAJOR hypocrisy there, because it doesn't sound to me like a man who cheats on and then subsequently divorces 2 of his wives holds marriage very sacred at all. On the contrary, it seems as if he's very aware of marriage as a legal contract, and like any contract, it can be negotiated, or nullified.

It's also not about the open marriage thing, because I would actually respect him more if he DID ask for an open marriage, because then, at least, when he engaged in a relationship with another partner, he would have considered his current marriage. As he emphatically denies doing this, because that's what liberal hippie deviants would do; he emphatically reiterates that he cheated on his wife, which is apparently what conservative, values-based decent people do.

Now to your 5 reasons why this is a sign of GOOD character, Dr. Ablow. I must make a few corrections.
1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his power, money and influence that they decided they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with him. - I don't believe that if they had known at the start of the relationship how two of them would have ended, that two of them would have gone through with it. Like most relationships that end with infidelity and divorce, Newt didn't woo them with the idea that this was a temporary thing until he meets someone new.

2) Two of these women felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married. - Because they were the other woman. "He doesn't love her, he loves me! I know he's cheating on his current wife, but with me it'll be different."

3 ) Calista married Newt after he cheated on his second wife, whom he married after cheating on his first wife. See above.

Conclusion: When three women want to sign on for life with a man who has cheated on others, I question their judgement. I also admire Calista for being so forgiving. So VERY forgiving. But they aren't running, the scumbag who cheated on two of them is.
4) Two women—Mr. Gingrich’s first two wives—have sat down with him while he delivered to them incredibly painful truths: that he no longer loved them as he did before, that he had fallen in love with other women and that he needed to follow his heart, despite the great price he would pay financially and the risk he would be taking with his reputation. He did this at the most emotionally fragile time of both of their lives.

Conclusion: Newt Gingrich is a heartless bastard who thinks nothing of the women he has hurt, or his responsibilities as a husband and father, and rather is concerned only with himself. This translates in my mind into a president more concerned with his own re-election and political needs that doing what's best for the country and meeting his responsibilities as President. Then, he'll address the nation and deliver to us the incredibly painful truth .

5) Mr. Gingrich’s daughters from his first marriage are among his most vigorous supporters. They obviously adore him and respect him and feel grateful for the kind of father he was. This is most likely because he's their father, and that bond will always be there. Also, time heals ALL wounds. I wonder if Gingrich was running for president immediately after the first divorce, if the children would have the same loyalty. Not to mention that they are both adults, and working on his campaign. Political campaigns aren't personal, they're political. Levi Johnston showed his support of Sarah Palin's campaign - until she lost, and then he left the entire family behind.

I would respect Newt Gingrich immensely if he would speak out and say something to the effect of, "Look, I've made mistakes in my life. I'm the last person who should be talking about the sanctity of marriage, I was unfaithful to two of my wives, and have been married three times. To me, marriage is a contract, and for the following reasons, I believe that the legal right to such a contract should be denied to homosexuals..."

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

New Year's Resolutions regarding food

HAPPY NEW YEAR.... Avid readers of the blog will note how often and how diligently I have tried diets and attempts to be healthy and lose weight. You may have also noted how I've slipped back into old habits afterwards. Just scroll down a bit, and click on the label "Food and Nutrition." There you'll find chronicles of my past exploits.

But, this year will be different. For one, I'm not just fasting for Lent, I'm doing this round the clock. Secondly, I'm especially motivated, because of THIS picture. (Link Coming Soon) When I took a look at myself, I realized it's time for a change.

So there's a few things I'm going to commit to for the new year.

A) Eat Food, not food-like products. No fast food, no junk food, no pre-processed food. I'm following the code of Alton Brown, "We never buy what we can make." It's been proven that if you took ground beef, made two patties out of them, put them with Thousand Island Dressing, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun; you'd have a burger that's MORE healthy than a Big Mac from McDonald's. That's because McDonald's uses processed meat and "stuff." The process actually makes the food LESS nutritious. So, instead of buying pre-made stuff, I'll buy the ingredients, and make it from scratch. I'm even working on doing my own Ketchup and BBQ sauce.

It's also, I hope, going to be cheaper. The more you process a food, the more people are involved, and therefore, the more expensive it is. So, even the pre-made taco kits, with the pre-made sauce, and the pre-made seasoning; are more expensive than just doing all that yourself, simply because you have to pay the people who mix and package the stuff at the factory. Cheaper, healthier, better.

2) I'm going to save money my bringing my lunch. I guarantee that I eat much more less satisfying stuff when I run out to eat lunch. And my frequent stops at Starbucks on the way to work are making me late. Thinking about it, I average $10 per lunch. Over a two week period, (I get paid bi-weekly) that's $100. Plus $7 for coffee, water, and a breakfast Sandwich, totalling $170 a week for food. OR... 5 cents per homemade granola bar, which is healthier; Keurig Pod, less than $1; and an estimated $2 for a sandwich I bring from home. And that's INCLUDED in my grocery bill, not in addition to it. And I'll be less likely to go out for fast food. The convenience of hitting Checker's or Taco Bell is replaced by the convenience of eating at my desk. Eating at work also frees up more time to be awesome at work.

And finally... D) Exercise regularly. I'm going to lay down the melancholy burden of sanity and conceive the strangest project ever imagined - to wake up extra early, hit the pool at the local YMCA and do about 20 minutes of swimming per day. I'm very unmotivated, to say the least, when it comes to exercise. Heck, I even tried the Wii Fit game, and got bored with it. Swimming, however, is an enjoyable pastime, which I would happily do for fun; and at the same time, get a good aerobic workout. It DOES require a few sacrifices. I now have to get my butt out of bed at 5:30, instead of 6:30ish. This will require rigid timing, if I am to get there, swim, shower, and get to work by 7:20. So, no snooze button, no "just 5 more minutes." Knowing me, I'll need to preset an entire duffel bag the night before. Plus an earlier bed time. I'm scared....

But, I'm more scared of a heart attack, and high blood pressure. I'm more scared of being THAT guy with the belly. I'm more scared that my children will develop my lazy habits. So for them, for my wife, for myself... I'll do my best to make it happen!

Monday, January 16, 2012

2011 Year in music: Wrap-up Classical and Broadway

So, what have we learned kids? I learned that keeping up with the music scene is a lot of work. I learned that I won't be able to do it in the same way with Rhapsody as I did with Napster. I learned that there's terrible music in every genre, and I learned a lot about what I listen for in music.

In 2012, I will be more consistent, and blog regularly about my findings, rather than cramming them all into a week's worth of blogging. My source material will need to change, as Rhapsody lists their new releases differently than Napster did. I'll try going back to Billboard and WNYC for recommendations.

I will also listen to more Classical music. Some Classical Albums DID stand out last year, and I'd like to talk to you about them.

Tori Amos - Night of Hunters - Yes. Tori Amos. CLASSICAL. This song cycle is VERY classical. The melodies are more challenging, and she chooses a more folk and baroque song form over a pop song form. There's also the chamber orchestra performing background and the duet voice. It's a beautiful piece. The first few tracks are challenging, but go with it, the later part of the story is worth it.

I Fagiolini - Striggio - Mass in 40 parts - ACDA clued me in to this. This Italian choir took on this lesser known piece. Most people know about Tallis' Spem In Allium, the legendary 40 part motet. (At least all classical fans do.) Turns out Tallis wrote that as a reaction to THIS piece by Alessandro Striggio. A Royal in England heard the piece and applauded it as proof that Italian Composers were superior. Well, Tallis couldn't have that, now could he? I Fagiolini performs the Mass, along with other Striggio pieces, and then the Tallis works, for comparison, I guess.

The Best Whiffenpoofs Ever - A Century ago, the Yale Whiffenpoofs started a trend nobody realized was awesome until Fox butchered it and mocked it in a TV show. The ORIGINAL Glee Club finally got pop culture recognition on The Sing-off Season 2, but it earned them a chance to do a full length album. It includes Glee Club standards, kitchy pop songs, and comical novelties alike. What's awesome about them is that they are TRULY a classical group, but it doesn't matter because they treat this "pop" music with respect as real music, and focus on bringing out its true beauty with their voices. I Double Dog Dare all "Gleeks" to give this a try. You'll never watch that infernal show again. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Reich - WTC 9/11 - Written for the 10th Anniversary of 9/11, Steve Reich composed this haunting piece which incorporates Sirens, 911 calls, and testimony from witnesses and survivors. Reich's thing is talking speech and environmental sounds, finding their natural pitch, and turning that into a melody. It works very well in this piece. It's minimalism, not that there's anything wrong with that. I use it to meditate. Not the 9/11 piece, the other Reich pieces on the album.

And also, After the Tony Awards, last year, I promised a review of the Cast Albums I listened to. I dropped the ball on that one, so let me make it up to you.

Catch Me If You Can. I didn't think I'd like it. I didn't like Hairspray, and the concept seemed too challenging. It totally works. The concept is that Frank Abagnale Jr., in his mind, is a star on a 60s variety show. The music TOTALLY works. The sub-genres of 60s style music fit in with the characters of the different parts of the story. And "Goodbye" is now one of my favorite songs.

How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. Harry Potter can SING! And I've seen the movie, and heard the revivals, I think I saw it on Long Island, I never loved it before. I love it now. Something about this production brings out the satire of it. "Coffee Break" is my Mantra.

The Book of Mormon. It's hysterical, it's wrong on many levels, it's vulgar; and it's very well done. If Broadway's downfall is that it favors comedy over substance, it's shows like this that will keep it alive. It's clear that the writers revere theatre as a venue for storytelling. Check it out!

That's it for 2011, now on to newer, bigger and (hopefully) better.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

2011 Year in Music: Singers & Songwriters

Another trend I'm finding about my listening habits is... I'm a sucker for a well written song. Musical integrity goes a long way for me. That's probably why I'm especially attracted to singer/songwriters. It's also why I am one.

You may be asking, "Well, if you liked THAT album, what about this other similar artist?" And 9 times out of 10, my response would be yeah, their sounds ARE similar, but the album I chose has better material. To show you what I mean, let's go down my list of the best albums from singers and/or songwriters.

Matthew Morrison - It should be no surprise to anyone who reads me often how I feel about the whole Glee phenomenon. So, I was hesitant to listen to Matthew Morrison's debut album. But, I have to say, it's really good. I have never criticized Morrison's ability to sing. But what makes or breaks this album is his choice of material. From pop/rock classics to cabaret sounding originals, he picked great songs, and therefore, the album really shines. Nine of the 10 tracks are so good that they make up for that one particular cover of the worst version of one of the best songs ever written, "Over the Rainbow."

The Belle Brigade - This duo sounds a lot like a folksier version of Indigo Girls. I was introduced to them as a musical guest on the Conan show. To look at them, they're kinda freaky. But pop their debut album into an mp3 player and just listen, and you'll get caught up in the amazing songwriting, and gorgeous natural sounding harmony.

Matraca Berg - The Dreaming Fields - She's a great singer/songwriter in the classic coffee house/blues tradition. She released yet another album this year called The Speed of Grace, which I have yet to listen to. I'm quite certain, though, that it's going to be as good as the other.

Eric Bibb - Troubador Live. - I have a guideline to my process that I ignore "best ofs" and live albums; this CD is both, but since this is my first hearing of him, I made an exception. I'm glad I did. Bibb spans the gamut at once folksy and pop oriented, then bluesy and awesome. He does the considerate thing of introducing guest players as they come onto the stage adding to the richness of the acoustic sound.

And finally... Lonely Island - Turtleneck and Chain. Just kidding, but what other list am I going to include this hysterical spoof of the idiocy of hip-hop?

Seriously, my pick for the BEST album of the year doesn't go to Adele, or Foo Fighters. I loved both their albums, but absolutely couldn't STOP listening to Charlotte Martin's most recent, Dancing on Needles. The originality and creativity of the songs on this album blew everyone else away. Her style sounds similar to Tori Amos, but similarities end there. The keyboard work drives all the music, and her haunting voice sells the passion behind them. I'll make you the Barry Manilow pledge. Listen to Dancing on Needles, and if it doesn't become one of your favorite albums, I'll give you... something....I don't know what.

Check out my church blog for the best in Christian music.

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